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I’m asian why can’t I do that? >:O
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Gather round we have a story to tell, but we need your help!
We want to create the craziest, most random #1Nite story, but we have a massive case of writers block. All we have so far is “So this #1Nite…”
Help us write the rest of it! There are two ways to get in on the action:
1. Tweet @CobraStarship finishing the sentence: “So this #1Nite…” (you must include #1Nite in your tweet)
2. Reblog this post and add your sentence (max 200 characters).
Each morning, we’ll pick our favorite sentence and add it to the ongoing story. If we pick your entry, you’ll be entered to win the grand prize! What is the grand prize? Well, not only will you win a Cobra shirt of your choice from our webstore, BUT you’ll also get your very own copy of the story signed by us! That’s right, at the end of contest, we’ll turn the ultimate #1Nite story into an actual book with illustrations and everything! Get creative Cobras, let’s make this #1Nite a story we’ll never forget!
So This #1Nite…
I woke up in a backyard tent full of mimes.
There’s something on the ceiling but I can’t quite work out what.
So I reach over for my torch and instead find myself holding onto a two-day old hotdog with the Batman symbol on it.
I feel my Spidey senses tingling so I pull out my pocket-sized flamethrower, burn the hotdog, and hope the smell will attract a leprechaun so he can tell me what to do.
A leprechaun came and took me to a parking lot where a blue alpaca and a bold deer were having a party.
I was attacked by ninjas but fought them off with tigers wielding shotguns.. then I went with them to eat cake.
A fat genie comes out of the cake which was a disguised magic lamp, and he offers me three wishes.
My first wish is for everybody in the world to be wearing matching ponchos and moustaches.For my second wish, I asked to make everyone wearing those ponchos and moustaches to be able to tap dance.
Finally, as I was still hungry and the tap dancing was really noisy, I asked the genie to cover the surface of Earth with a layer of marshmallow.
I climbed into a shuttle to see Earth from above and ended up meeting an alien who was dressed in a bikini.
The alien asked me if I wanted to square dance at a disco on their planet.
Next thing I knew I was on a motorcycle riding the highway with 5 midgets
The highway suddenly ended and we plummeted into a pool full of vodka and dangerous glow-in-the-dark octopuses wearing (night) shades.
Out of nowhere, giant Cockroaches came too the rescue eating the octopuses. We escaped on a giant firefly to a magical underground castle.
A silver dragon invited me to take care of the mysterious treasure of the underground castle.